Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

Fresh Off The Mothafuckin Block

Guy #1: Damn look at that girl.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's lookin fresh off the mothafuckin block.

Etika: Anyway, you know who it is man, Iceman fuckin Etika, yeah, fuckin sound cool. Anyway, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green projects. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, we just got out, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The high school, that I go to but we don't give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. Fresh off the mothafuckin block.

by MrDragonBoi2004 October 19, 2018

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

Walk my body off

To Walk one’s body off : to digest , get rest after eating, to be chilled, to breath slowly, to allow foods moving round calmly

Elie. How you doin? And what you doin? Kamayi : I done eating and I walk my body off tho cause im full on my stomach

by Smarty7 September 7, 2023

Sawed her legs off

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.

I took her home and sawed her legs off.

by Tragedybound March 23, 2022

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022