monkey in a bananna suit

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
by loolooh8tr July 02, 2010
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monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"
by bollocks hunter November 22, 2021
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Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
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Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.
Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.
by not Sefi January 16, 2024
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Cliff monkey

A slur for eastern european slavic and caucasian people of the carpatho, caucus, and Ural mountains. Commonly said by westerners, started in the ufc.
Those georgian and polish cliff monkeys keep beating everyone in wrestling school. Primitive nuts, I miss when a good Anglo Saxon man could win in this sport.
by Necrozma Beam April 29, 2025
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monkey anus

is usually someone named sam, who thinks its comeone named deven
"that stupid monkey anus " someone else : "who sam"
by afganahstan January 27, 2017
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