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Donald Trump Syndrome

Compulsive urge to grab genatalia of person or opposite or same sex without their consent.
Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
by TedCuntablast June 24, 2019
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Queen Pig Syndrome

That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.

For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.

The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"

"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"

"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
by TheHairyEgg October 4, 2011
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Facebook noob syndrome

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!
by notmonday November 4, 2011
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Pathetic Asian Syndrome

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.
"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"
by lozdog101 August 13, 2012
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Fred Savage Syndrome

When your freakin adorable as a kid and ugly as fuck when you grow up
Woman at grocery store: "Oh my god, you make the most beautiful babies!"
Me: "Thanks! I just hope they don't get Fred Savage Syndrome."
by I'm Bad Ass March 13, 2014
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Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.
Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..
by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010
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Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.
(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"
by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010
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