Gaming

Pc players: Gaming chair
PS5 players: couch
XBox players: kitchen chair
Mobile: toilet

Mobile gaming for ever!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

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Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

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throwing the game

Turning people's best efforts into bullshit.

The outcome might have been different if not for some folks throwing the game, but nobody will ever know. The bitterness comes from knowing that your best efforts have become bullshit, but not really having a way to connect A to B as to why, instead just blaming it on your team's mistakes or the opposing team's mistakes while the people that threw the game in the first place always run off with the money no matter what. Either way, they win, always.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

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