Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle December 25, 2015

dih cheese

the best delicacy ever

i love dih cheese

by dihcheeseman May 04, 2025

grilled cheese booty

A booty that is flat and oozes like grilled cheese.

"Do I have an ass?"

"Nah girl you got a grilled cheese booty."

by Swirlygirl December 07, 2015

White Cheddar Mac and Cheese

A chore with dick cheese, surrounded by pubes with dandruff.

Netflix and chill? I can bring some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese.

by Yerapous February 12, 2022

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 06, 2022

Cheese popped

Popping a cheese ball into your lovers hole.

I cheese popped my girlfriends hole.

by Handling Mc Handler February 10, 2018