The one u should not have killed

Apparently this boi is giving life to everyone.
Plz give m a soul YOU FUCKING HAG

THE ONE U SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED

by Wolfie the boss May 26, 2021

Allow me one time still.

Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.

"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."

by MK KM May 14, 2023

Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 12, 2021

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

too much cook for one day

denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.

damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!

by nEUbbw September 24, 2009

Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

by Heyitsyeboisure June 16, 2019

number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003