Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

Walk my body off

To Walk one’s body off : to digest , get rest after eating, to be chilled, to breath slowly, to allow foods moving round calmly

Elie. How you doin? And what you doin? Kamayi : I done eating and I walk my body off tho cause im full on my stomach

by Smarty7 September 7, 2023

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC December 31, 2020

Drop Farage off at the coast

To drop a log, download some brownware.

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

by Firescientist September 1, 2022

Sawed her legs off

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.

I took her home and sawed her legs off.

by Tragedybound March 23, 2022