how bad can i be

A line from the 2012 Universel Pictures and Illumination Lorax during the Onceler's song "How Bad Can I Be?"

Me: Hey have you seen How Bad Can I Be?
Him: Yes

by Imthehamman May 24, 2023

i coughed and it went everywhere

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

I sawed this atom in half

Booom

America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half

by My yee 2 February 17, 2021

I wANt 5 oF eM

What lazerbeam (Lannan Eacott) Says every update night when there is a new gun

The new season 9 fortnite update has a burst smg.
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Lazerbbeam:I wANt 5 oF eM

by Big Dongus, Big Chungus' dong June 3, 2020

I aint reading allat

you will.

Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?

by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023

why i am here

I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year

That to me
is why i am here

by Krkič July 5, 2019

I CHEW, YOU SWALLOW

A Guyanese phrase used as a joke to taunt someone when they want food you have

Friend: Yo can I get a cookie?
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean

by kid_geniusx October 17, 2019