Jack Brazier

The most perfectest best guy in the whole entire world. And a pretty great hug receiver . And a dude who has rlly good hair especially when it’s wet. And who has the best eyes ever. And who’s rly sweet but also sometimes a huge poon.

Jack Brazier walked by me in the halls today n my heart skipped a beat.

by Poon13 January 28, 2024

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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

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What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

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Jack Blandy

A cool sigma dude that goons every day

JACK BLANDY STOP GOONING

by kelly kelly February 2, 2024

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Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 2, 2024

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