by JK_jacobi December 21, 2021
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by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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Spoopy Red loves Family Guy and also loves Spongebob.
Spoopy Red loves Family Guy and also loves Spongebob.
by pogchampog69gamer December 23, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
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Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
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Person 1: “Bug.”
Person 2 “What are you craving?”
Person 1: “Gender red.”
Person 2: “The fuck is gender red?”
Person 1 “Exactly how it sounds.”
Person 2 “What are you craving?”
Person 1: “Gender red.”
Person 2: “The fuck is gender red?”
Person 1 “Exactly how it sounds.”
by Hector and Bug December 28, 2021
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