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Balloon Dogged

The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.
"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."

"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
by Lakin A. October 15, 2007
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drug-dog

A person who has a drug problem and because of this problem is useless at any activity.
Yeah fuck him, he's a lazy drug-dog.
by izy16 October 1, 2008
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Mad Dog

When a man cum in a womans mouth and she lets it dribble out. Thay look like a rabbid dog hence the term mad dod
Ernie shot a load in Sarah's mouth and she gagged. Wow I guess he mad dogged her
by T.Real October 20, 2008
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Spicy Chili Dog

When you chili dog a gal using red freds.

Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.
by Goat Pellet Muncher May 30, 2009
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dog food face

dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.
by spittlz May 14, 2005
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dog on cat dance

The dog is represented as a penis and the cat is a vagina.

The man takes his dog and does a dance with it a woman's cat.

Basically means sexual intercourse.
I'm good friends with my friend's mom and sometimes we do the dog on cat dance
by Dan Corbin May 27, 2007
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