Ur Mom

Ur Mom Gay!!!!

Ur Mom Gay!!!

by P-47 Thunderbolt July 6, 2021

Mom

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

ur mom

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021