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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 28, 2020
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National Blue Butterfly Day

A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.

This day is every September 18th.
Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."

Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"

Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
by BrunetteBeauty00 October 24, 2022
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People nation

A bunch of gay ass niggas that wait for the d's to pop out instead of them.
These niggas be on the gayist shit you will ever see in the chi these niggas think they tuff but folks stay cracking crowns
People nation sucks a big oll dick
by Peoplenationgay February 29, 2020
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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?
by spookiespringles June 29, 2023
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5Point Nation (5PN) Alliance

A loose street alliance based in Detroit’s Five Points neighborhood (ZIP 48219), made up of several local Crip-affiliated crews like the Hyena Crips (83GC), ScoreGang (SCRG), W7M ETGC, and 24000 Blocc. The name “5Point Nation” comes from the area’s name — Five Points — where the alliance formed to unify local sets under shared colors, codes, and respect for territory.
“The 5Point Nation (5PN) Alliance been holdin down that whole stretch by 7 Mile — Hyenas, ScoreGang, all them run under that same banner.”
by TickTockYourOnTheClock October 19, 2025
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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