Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 13, 2021
by Contessa in Monterey June 15, 2008
by dawnie ^-^ December 02, 2020
by pdoggyroggy February 16, 2021
Nick: Are you guys gonna smash tomorrow?
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.
by bigguywholikefries January 22, 2018
Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 05, 2019
by Alisha14 March 31, 2017