fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad February 25, 2011

Shaky Finger

Shaky finger is the greatest acting ever seen in a movie. It is when your dad gets mad at you for doing drugs so you tell him he doesn’t understand you and you shake your finger at him.

Man, my dad is annoying me. I might become a shaky finger.

by Donkleefeet July 28, 2019

Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

by purejoemomma August 17, 2017

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz February 16, 2016

Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.

“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”

by fantasticmsfox January 05, 2018

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu August 13, 2008

Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

by Scayr3d July 28, 2021