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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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The Quiet Kid

They don't really talk. But when they do, you better pray for your family and your life.
The Quiet Kid: "Sir how does a nuclear meltdown begin?"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"
by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023
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umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020
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national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling
kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
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Street kid

Those annoying fuckhead teenagers in saint denis
Holy fuck no fucking carez street kid
by joshua lionel cowen September 4, 2025
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Theatre Kid

One who has been to at least on broadway play. If they are on tour it does not count.

Also, they must know how to pronounce Lemon Man Well’s name.
“Wow Mary is really not much of a a theatre kid”
by NotNotLuke November 19, 2022
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strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period
by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007
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