kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.

“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️

by antialexclub March 16, 2021

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017

Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop

The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.

by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023

Kid Cancer

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up

Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass

by AH SHEESH November 21, 2020

Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts

Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid

by I. Hate. Gaynite February 05, 2021

Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!

You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!

by ThecoolgenZ June 01, 2023

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024