Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022

River Chicken

A duck.

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."

by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

sweaty chicken

a type of kfc meat

i'm going to pop out for some sweaty chicken

by Dickipedia5000 January 15, 2023

Highland Chicken

A highland cow disguised as a chicken as in an attempt to trick a girl’s man’s into buying her a minicow

“Baby can we get a highland chicken??? *winks*

by BABYGIRL525 March 4, 2023

deadline chicken

Mostly relevant to those with ADHD but also neurotypicals that procrastinate or are just lazy.

The process of not doing the thing till the thing is absolutely due imminently.

John: how did you approach question 4 in the assignment that's due tomorrow?
David: yeah I've not started that yet, I'm currently playing deadline chicken

by Shadow the little blue cat March 16, 2023

Sea Chicken

A woman who is a disgrace to her entire community

Did you see that Sea Chicken leave the bar with some man she doesn’t even know?

by LithiumChick300 March 25, 2023

undercooked chicken

A light-skinned person who descends from a POC parent. The child didn’t bake in their mother’s womb for long enough.

Even though Kaia looks white she’s actually half Mexican, she’s just undercooked chicken.

by Sully’s Lord March 27, 2023