A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
by C L G July 04, 2021
The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.
It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese
Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 08, 2022
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.
People named Peter are most likely to have this
People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
by Simpson sLover69 March 08, 2022
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019