Your mom

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-

Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl

by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022

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Milf.

Your mom is hot

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021

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Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.

"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"

by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022

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Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010

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