Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).

“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory

by Vslbyss December 19, 2025

Felix the Cat

Once popular cartoon character that is now know for a vinesauce meme involving Joel getting jumpscared by the game over screen of a bootleg Genesis port of his game and suffering from severe copyright cancer that has seemingly prevented anything new from the franchise being directly made since 2004. Also got renewed interest due to his 90s series "The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat" being very memeable. In addition the original b&w shorts plus the Van Bueren ones being public domain now. It's a surprisingly deep rabbithole too, but Felix the Cat is like the F-Zero of animation now.

Guy 1: Remember Felix the Cat?
Guy 2: Yeah, he went to get milk and never came back.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 22, 2025

Orb Cat

A benevolent supernatural being that appears in the form of a perfectly spherical cat, manifesting during moments of hardship, uncertainty, or quiet despair to remind those who see it that hope still exists. Orb Cat does not speak, yet its presence alone is said to bring reassurance and emotional clarity.

Orb Cat is believed to be a quiet guardian, appearing not to fix problems, but to remind people that they are not facing them alone. Those who encounter Orb Cat often describe a renewed sense of resolve, as if something unseen gently affirmed: “You’ll make it through this.”

by walterdictionary December 28, 2025

Cat in the room

She watches, for she's our camera ❤️

So, is sex still a private thing with the cat in the room?

by addielover December 29, 2025

Crazy cat lady

This woman is one of my favorite DIY influences. Shes my hero, she uses power tools on her dining table in earlier videos. From a womans perspective, to a handyman, she knows construction and engineering, the hydrodynamic waterflow to keep the whole multi story tanks breathable, as a life support system for fish, is cleaver. This crazy cat house project is so over the top. It looks amazing and she has the most pampered paws eeever. It's almost at the level of family intervention but her friend is obviously a cat lover as well.

I built a 10,000$ Dream cat house (aquariuminfo) youtube.com

This is almost definitive modern day crazy cat lady video.
"Can't hug every cat" (shmoyoho) eharmony dating video
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Crazy cat lady.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Cool cat

A man that is gay but at the same time kinda cool , and not sure about his sexuality

Will was a cool cat , despite his homosexual tendencies

by Jordan the goat January 6, 2026