A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
Get the Cum Punchmug. by So__Real September 9, 2020
Get the randy cummingsmug. 
by Syms321 November 13, 2020
Get the Cum Catchermug. a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
Get the cum jarmug. Cumming yourself by mistake (Sperm , Semen) Accidentally Spreading and bathing your Dick with Cum
Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Person 1: Hello Dude! i had a good dream today!
Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself
Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-
Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself
Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-
Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
by UnfunnyGuyy February 28, 2023
Get the Cummedmug. Hey Mark I heard you are trying to get with Olivia. Nah man that’s false she is a total Cum Bucket girl who fucks everyone
by Doggystyle59 December 5, 2019
Get the Cum Bucketmug.