Kid

the thing you wanna round-house kick in the face because they threw a sock at you for no reason.

this was made by (ImNotTatvm) on twitter

'have you seen that kid?'
'Oh yea i heard they tried to kill you with a butter knife'

by ImNotTatvm November 22, 2021

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Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

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deadpool kid

those kids back in like 2016 who swore they watched deadpool but prob didnt

deadpool kid: yo man i just finished deadpool it was so good

person 1: oh ong? fr?

deadpool kid: yea but i cant tell u about it because you're too young

person 1: im like 18 wtf are you smoking idiot

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

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Billy the kid

A very young manager that has joined a high ranking managment team. Your typical Billy the kid, although very positive, will waist considerable time, effort and funds on things like powernappjng seminars and expensive but useless uniform upgrades which highlight their lack of real world knowledge.

The company just employed a Billy the kid. The company really needs some young vibrant ideas.

by Sam cannistan September 8, 2022

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Rez Kids

Tiny brown littles, who live on Indian reservations. They run around chasing Rez dogs and usually have runny noses, scratched up knees, untied Jordan’s, and Walmart clearance clothes. Unless they’re the percap Rez ones. They have smart mouths and like to cuss at everyone. Knocking on doors is non existent, they enter homes like it’s their own and everyone is their auntie.

When anyone needs help, they’re usually the first to step up.

Those damn Rez kids, acting all wild.

by Ennit November 28, 2025

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