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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.
I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches
by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022
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Jack Stauber

A wonderful, underrated music artist that publishes weirdcore/ dream core music and it’s wonderful. Please listen to his music you will have no regrets
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea

If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces

He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif
A - I finished my 2 hour Jack Stauber playlist
B - Who’s Jack?
A - :(
by Commander Cat February 29, 2024
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Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones
Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.
by Jax 420 April 30, 2023
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jACk SawYEr

a guy whos ex got pregnant from her stepborther- kinda werid
has no longer top lip but hhuuuuuge bottom lip
hey jACk SawYEr wanna make out?
Im spit sisters with alot of jACk SawYEr's exs.
by maevedorrisiday May 20, 2018
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Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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