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Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife
by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018
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exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other
Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”
by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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Boy-Friend

“Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.
Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend
by bluecollargypsy September 20, 2021
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Gen Friend

An intergenerational friend.
My parents decided to stop parenting me and started to treat me as a gen friend instead.
by fractalzen July 16, 2024
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situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
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Friends

by Mewkiller November 7, 2019
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