Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023

monkey

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023

Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.

Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?

by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023

Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.

Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,

by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023

monkey

you r a rasict

is that a monkey in the tree

by ur public grandma April 3, 2023

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023

monkey

what racist people call black people

person: hey you monkey!!
black person:me?
person:yes you black baboon!!

by il0v3m0nkeyss April 5, 2023