D-Gas Syndrome

D- Gas is a acronym for Don't Give A Sh** Syndrome.

Its a disease where the audience or person could care less about what is being said or presented before them. Thus would rather drop a duce then continue the conversation.

Person 1: So do you like Zardoz?

Persons 2: I'm sorry but I need to go to the bathroom because I got D-Gas syndrome.

by Mass One February 28, 2010

Fat cunt syndrome

Some body that is very obese, and decides to call other people fat.

Shut the fuck up Brady, you have Fat cunt syndrome

by Buttlicker52 September 18, 2018

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.

Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

by pushing daisies February 3, 2010

Chicken Pussy Syndrome

When a woman eats chicken, especially Chick-fil-A, and her pussy smells and tastes like chicken. Some even report chicken oozing out of the vagina.

Gross, you're dating her? I heard she has Chicken Pussy Syndrome

"What's the news, doc?"
"I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you have a chronic case of chicken pussy syndrome."

by Benzzy June 11, 2018

Only Boy Syndrome

When a boy seems very good looking when in fact they only appear this way because no one else in the room is good looking. Therefore, by comparison he is a looker.

Girl: That guy over there is so good looking.
Girl2: I think it's only a bit of the Only Boy Syndrome going on. Look at everyone else here.
*looks around realizing everyone else is unfortunate looking*
Girl: I think your right...damn

by GreekLovers March 25, 2009

Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.

Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...

by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015

george bailey syndrome

Someone suffering from this perpetually puts the needs of others before their own, leading to life without fulfillment. Named after James Stewart's character in It's a Wonderful Life.

"Will he ever do anything for himself?"
"Unlikely. He suffers from George Bailey syndrome."

by moviefreakjps December 21, 2013