Cat

literally satan but we still love them

Person 1: "My cat stood over my bed with a knife and almost set my house on fire but hes adorable!"

Person 2: "I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM OMG!"

Person 1: "He's so fluffy!"

by frogsarereallyyummy June 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.

Will you PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT Schrödinger's Cat, BILLY?

by Owlss June 12, 2022

cat sex

shane dawson

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*

by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021

Angery Cat

Angery Cat and me are homies now cuz he is cute cat n stuff.
I do not beg him to accept my friend request

Me: Hi Angery Cat
Angery : Hi Avrgae
Me: We're besties right bro??
Angery: Yea bro we're besties n stuff because we are both very cool
Me: But I have other besties too bro...
Angery: its ok bro, me too
Me: That's cool bro wanna hang out with other cool people?????????????????
Angery: Yes bro let's go because we cool n stuff

by average dumbass November 15, 2021

whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 10, 2014

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021