Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

by heckler12 March 19, 2025

Mattia

Mattia is a verb to describe when somebody is an absolute DUMBASS and fumbles

"To pull a mattia"

by mattiaisadumbassmf March 20, 2025

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025

Matthew

To be a gay fucking idiot

Stop being a Matthew

by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025