Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 14, 2023

double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016

double-faced entendre

Someone who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel and one side being a devil.

"You double-faced entendre"- Oliver Tree

by lifegoesonion June 25, 2021

double-dipping

Having sex with an ex. Fucking them again after dumping that piece of shit.

"Did you slee0 with your ex?"
"No way! No double-dipping, man!"

by flukeshot December 27, 2016

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

Double Memed

Two memes at once. Double meme penetration. Messy.

Sami: "did you do the history project?"
James: "yeah I got high and made it into a vaporwave edit. I double memed it."

by fiberoneprotein March 20, 2016