Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021

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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 29, 2020

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Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.

Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.

by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025

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An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load

Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?

by Jigglyassholecum November 15, 2024

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When your dad accidently cums in your mom and makes another child

Wow, I cannot believe this; you have daddy cummed in me and it made another child

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When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.

Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.

by Goudaddy February 09, 2020

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when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 12, 2025

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