Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

cheese eating bucktoothfuck

a cheese eating person with buck teeth

Jordan is a cheese eating bucktoothfuck

by shruuug March 1, 2019

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021

Cheese

An unintended solution to a puzzle in the game Portal 2.

He cheesed the map

This map is cheeseable

Wow that cheese was amazing

by Areng123 April 23, 2022