cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.

I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

Teh Cat is on Fierz

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.

Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.

by SANJOES SANDWHICHS SHOP SSS May 3, 2010

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

cat

Cute and furry.

That cat is so cute!

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

cat

A FUCKING ADORABLE THING!!!!

AWWWW LOOK A CATTTTT AHHHHH SO CUTE

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021