ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022

ur mom

the best response to any non yes or no question can be stopped by no u

jim:what was that?
bob:ur mom
jim:no u
bob: hi mom

by i have no name bruh June 21, 2022

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022

ur mom

ur mom.

ur mom is hot.

by peepee asss June 21, 2022

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

ur mom

the most op comeback that can even destroy god

jim: hey what did you do last night?
pablo: ur mom
jim: *dies*
jims mom: *dies*
pablo *alives*

by clipsyboi June 25, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty

Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨

by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022