Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

texee

Texee is a psycho, crazy mom who makes her kids download life 360. She is very high maintenance and loves the drink alcohol. However she can be fun sometimes.

Texee is awesome.

by Kailee A October 9, 2020

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020

texoma special

During sex, you pack a person’s ass with meth, then you fuck the them anally.

“Bro, I just gave my girlfriend the Texoma Special.”

by Catassassin October 10, 2020

Texas laso

When you put a bolo tie around your ball sack to make it look like a gentleman

Burt Reynolds said to use his bolo to give yourself a texas laso while getting a mustache ride.

by Birtreynolds12 October 10, 2020

texischilebol

Holden’s username

Invite texischilebol to the party

by Alex Alex Alex Alex f November 14, 2020

texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!

Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!

by Karen365 November 16, 2020