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crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
by dracosldie December 21, 2024
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Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
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dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020
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nub nut

the video game cross between a nub and a num nut

a nub nut would be someone who always fucks up in search and destroy and or makes the team lose all the time maybe one of your best friends but he/she is videogame impaired!
player1-what a friggin dumb ass i told you he was coming from behind you!
player2- i didnt see him!!!!
player1- thats because he was behind you your such a friggin nub nut!!!!
by deeznutz805 November 24, 2009
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swing nut

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.
by Flapy Nong Wodd November 7, 2023
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