the new 3

The next Allen Iverson

“I swear I’m gon’ be the new 3”

by ttterkel January 7, 2018

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

New York Redneck

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.

Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.

by EPMark December 20, 2023

Madness Network News

Madness Network News is an American psychiatric abolition website for psychiatric survivors, mad, disabled, and neurodivergent people. Madness's work is rooted in disability justice and mad liberation movements.

Jared learned about Madness Network News after reading a piece in the New York Times.

by MVm\M September 13, 2021