New Elgin

Biggest Free State in Britain, often confused with New York due to it also being the City that never sleeps. Also well known as Scotlands oldest man frequents this suburb for a pint, Bud Rose, aged 124.
“Have you ever visited New York to see the Free State”
“Do you mean New Elgin as it’s bigger”
Ah yes, I mean New Elgin, i’m off there to see Bud Rose old bastard
by hooraboy January 05, 2023
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New England Blizzard

When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.
Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.
by Young Jamal December 13, 2017
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New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?
by LongIslandTom March 08, 2021
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New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 07, 2008
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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.
"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
by alexseymour October 26, 2014
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Gay New Yorkese

A slang lexicon used primarily by those identifying with LGBTQIA+ identities in the region of New York (and parts of New Jersey). Though the origins of this linguistic phenomenon hail from NYC and its surrounding territories, with the help of the Media (popular shows such as Will & Grace) and the Internet, Gay New Yorkese has spread across the United States and the world. Gay New Yorkese includes colloquial metaphors, abbreviations, sounds, and even emoticons!
I don't know what you read from my conversation with him, but in Gay New Yorkese, he literally said "You have a nice chest. Fuck me." Who knows if I will ever hit that.
by SparkySpring June 22, 2017
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