Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

New Vegian

very pogger man, better than farrow at game

new vegian is a lot better than your pp

by mikeprogamingroblox69420 September 21, 2021

New York Chokehold

When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.

Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.

by akarr May 13, 2016

Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.

The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.

by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023

NEW WORD

FIRST WORD THAT A BABY WILL LEARN

EXAMPLE 1: Baby:Goo goo gaga Muzm:He has a new word OMGGGGGFDSAKFJKLDASJFKLDSAJKFLJASDKLFJKSDLJFKLAJDSLFJAKLFJKLFJALDSKJF;KADSJFKDASJFK;JASDK;FJ Dud:OMGGGGKJFDKSLJFKDSJKLFJDSKJFKLSDJFKLJASKJFDKSJFDKLJDSAFSDADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EXAMPLE 2: BABY:HAPPINESS OMG MOM:😲

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

New holland

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.

What tractor do you have a john deere

How bout you a new holland

Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor

by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022

New Nick

The guy who leaves the group to play pretend promotion , then comes back to eat meals with the group , and doesn't pay.

Did he pay for breakfast?
No , he's the new Nick.
Ok , cunt

by CaptainMick October 16, 2021