yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 1, 2021

Oh No You Didn't

The funniest, craziest, party game on the market. (Oh No You Didn't card game) This game gives your team 20 seconds to guess four words. 5 points for each correct word. Get them all right in 20 seconds and you keep the points. Miss one, and the whole room of opponents start wagging their fingers and shouting, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T." But, in order 2 take your points they must first pull a "Challenge" card and follow the rules on the card. (Miss a turn, Add 5, 10, 15 points to your score, Take 5 points from each team, etc.) They then have to pull a "Word" card and have 20 seconds and MUST guess all four words correctly. If they miss all four, every one is laughing, finger wagging and shouting Oh No You Didn't to them. If they get them all in the 20 secs, they get 20 points and take the other teams points. (15, 10, or 5 points) First team to 300 points wins the game. Crazy laughter, and accommodates up to 40 players easily. The ultimate party game. www.ohnoyoudidntgame.com

We had a great time playing OH NO YOU DIDN'T at our house Friday night.

by Game Creator September 19, 2018

I love you

These three words can change someone life you have to be careful how you say them and when to say them often this phrase is used in wrong ways and is not used correctly sometimes off course we all have our own ways to love someone but "i love you" is something us human beings should start paying more attention to when we say it.

I will give you my love and support and i will always be there for you because I love you.

by Itzz._.Guadalupe April 8, 2018

take you to the wall

An expression that means you will play hardball with someone or attempt to extract as much out of them as possible. (from the 2009 film Shrink starring Kevin Spacey)

Patrick (Dallas Roberts): "Daisy?"
Daisy, Patrick's assistant who he just fired (Pell James): "Yeah?"
Patrick: "Please listen."
Daisy: "Okay."
Patrick: "When you are a producer, and you wish to hire one of my clients, I'm gonna take you to the wall."
*Pause*
Patrick: "No hard feelings. I am going to take you to the wall."
Daisy: "Okay, yeah, no. Great."

by sky_stones November 15, 2020

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

What you know

about rollin down in the deep?

Masked wolf: What you know about rollin down in the deep?

by Phoenix Fire Truth May 31, 2021

you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

by Howlin' Pelle Almquist January 5, 2009