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Why no body loves me

Means no one really loves u they dont care that u die they dont care about ur existance. Don't care for them they dont deserve it. In the end only yourself is the one that will be with u till the end. So dont give a shit to anyone
Why No body loves me its ok i dont give a shit about them
by Rana24 December 8, 2018
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can you hear me?

Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.
Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.
by Sans Spiritus August 2, 2017
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My people need me!

Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.

It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"
Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.

Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"
by MarvinParanoAndroid January 22, 2019
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whats this sticky stuff on me

Its sperm
by Crap knucle February 11, 2019
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show me your offbrush

A phrase started by a SGT Dundon of the Royal Welsh whilst posted to the ATR which requires ladies to show their off brush or their pubic hair around the vaginal regions.

"Show me your offbrush" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Show me your offbrush" has been shortened to just "show Offbrush". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just “offbrush", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Offbrush” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies
Oh show me your offbrush
by Ronjambo October 1, 2018
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ur like a brother to me

well ur fucked then..

foreal
Me: hey.. ily
crush: sorry but ur like a brother to me
Me: oh.
by pls help i got rejected August 12, 2019
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give me your neck

when some one says some retarded shit
Atta 1 : yo if you watch gay porn once its not gay
Dude 2: give me your neck you gerb
by cashcarti April 14, 2017
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