Shit nozzled

The act of throwing something in someone's face and running while your accomplice dances at them.

Did you see CJ Chuck just throw that drink in that guys face and then Justin danced at him?
yes I seen it, he just got shit nozzled bro.

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

shit street

Could also be referred to as shit creek

no surprise i'm on shit street/no surprise i'm up shit creek

by Listafsface April 19, 2016

Shit window

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.

John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.

by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016

Shit Slip

A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.

"Jimmie, why are you taking so long in there?" "Sorry mum I shit slipped."

by Devil Man 1928 July 28, 2016

shit the dog

expression of awe

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

Shit bomb

Shit bombing is when you enter a establishments bathroom , take a roll of toilet paper and jam it in the toilet. Then take a shit on it.

My favorite place to shit bomb is Starbucks.

by Potony May 31, 2016

Shit face

A person who posses you off to a point where you want to punch them but you rember that it's not cool to punch people.

"Dude wtf you are such a shit face."

by ultra_quick May 21, 2016