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Jack Harlow

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:

Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...
Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.
by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024
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Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
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Jack Sawyer

A person who talks a big game and runs their mouth with trash talk before and after a game, trying to mask their softness and lack of grit. Despite all the hype, a "Sawyher" can never actually beat their rivals and ends up losing every time. When they inevitably lose the big game to their daddy, they turn into a sore loser, sulking, whining, and making excuses like a crybaby.
"Yo, stop being a Jack Sawyer. You talk all that trash, but can't even beat your main rival."

"Man, #33 went full Jack Sawyer after getting curb-stomped by Michigan".
by B1G Community December 24, 2024
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Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.
Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024
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Jack

'Forget about it', 'sack', 'nah', 'can't be fucked'
When Oliver K asks me to get on fortnite, but I'm not in the mood for playing so I proceed with replying: "Jackkkk"
by Fuck me mr albazi January 7, 2025
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jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole
Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025
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Jack

Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.
OMG you GUYS Jack was so jacking me up I literally saw stars *drools*
by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025
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