1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"
2: "Pee in her butt!"
by Jeff September 18, 2004
the act of randomly having butt sex.
or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX
most commonly done at slumber parties
or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX
most commonly done at slumber parties
by MOHAMMED's BOOTY MEAT December 21, 2010
The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.
by Serebral April 30, 2009
Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.
by iamdabomb182 September 28, 2008
When you anally fuck a really flexible girl, and she proceeds to lick your cock while in the process.
Jane: Last night, i attempted the lickable butt-stick maneuver and it worked.
Boyfriend: It was amazing!
Boyfriend: It was amazing!
by farmboy98 April 03, 2009
Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013
Keven, did you see that person he was so fat he had two butts.
Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.
Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.
by apple seller December 11, 2010