Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

Cat

Are you dumb? A cat is a damn house pet, how could you not know this?

Diana: Do you like dogs or cats?
Mio: Cats, I love cats!

by The De-veloper February 10, 2022

cat

one of the most cutest things in the world like seriously I just love pussy

I'm a cat person

by maodn June 29, 2024

Cat

A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet

Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars

by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/

cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....

by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021

Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017