Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 19, 2025
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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
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Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020
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Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn
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crushed monkey

Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich
by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017
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