cat

pussy cat is wet

hi idiot u are a wet pussy cat

by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022

Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.

I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.

by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023

Cat

A foo that suck in Fantasy Football

Cat lost to Gaby in fantasy football.

by Treeman4200 November 23, 2021

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Cat

A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited

Run from cat

by Ur mums gurl November 12, 2018

Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023