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Upper Moreland High School Football 

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.
John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.
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Grand Ledge High School

GL is a pimp school by lansing,mi lota drugies en stuff go on tons of peeps to plus theres a player "Big AL H." whos goin ta play ball at the university of Florida en gonna be awsome his dad Tito H. played in the NBA pimpin huh?
tyte like a tiger


gerrrowlll-lol
Grand Ledge High School by kyle January 17, 2004

Sumner High School 

The shittiest school in Washington state. It is filled with sluts, jerks, niggz, ugly, beautiful, crackers, goth, emo, scene, posers, sk8ers, and best of all ASIANS!! This school is the largest place for Goths, Emos, Scene kids to be. The teachers are assholes and the Assistant Princables smoke crack. Only a few people are cool. No one is the most popular at this school.
"I go to Sumner High School!" - Jane
"Are you an asian?" - Mark
"No." - Jane
"Then you aren't cool." - Mark

"Konnichiwa." - Kyla.
"Konnichiwa!" - Erick.

"Oh asians, let's be friends with them so everyone will like us!" - New kid.
"Okay!" - Other new kid.

Christian Brothers High School

A group of rice entitled East Memphis boys. They are known for taking drugs in the bathroom and having seizures. Sports programs there are mediocre.
Someone- “Where do you go to school?”
CBHS Kid- “Christian Brothers High School
Someone- “Damn. You got any kron?”

Benton High School 

Only the best high school in the Saint Joseph, Missouri area. Stationed in the southend, it opened it's doors in 1905, and has stayed busy ever since. Home of the Cardinals.
John: What school do you go to?

Rob: Only the best one ever!
John: Oh! Benton High School!
Benton High School by Kulu4 July 24, 2011

Holt High School 

School of mark ass niggas who not on nun
“ I’m from Holt High School & Ima beat his ass when I see bro “
1. Seen bro nun.
2. Knows where bro live nun.
Holt High School by J-Cash33 April 19, 2019

Eastpointe High School 

It’s fucking tiny.
Boy 1: I go to Eastpointe High School.
Boy 2: why.