Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
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by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022
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Gay Anime Baby in response to that: "I- ._. you- ...wow I- o-o why r u judging- its like- kinda offensive ngl .~. Wtf- õmõ
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person 1: look at that kid over there, everyone's wearing cosplay instead of him
person 2: yeah, he's such a boring beige baby
person 2: yeah, he's such a boring beige baby
by thequestionable14 June 17, 2023
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