fuck you day

The day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like.

"Hey Joe, Want to work today?" - Joe's Boss
"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You."

"Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom
"With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill

by BenjaminWeasel September 15, 2007

Zombie Jesus Day

A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!

Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!

by Black Lilac May 13, 2010

day late friend

Person 1 likes Person 2 and told Person 2 their feelings but Person 2 has gotten over or is in a relationship with someone else.

We could have been lovers, but ur still my day late friend.

I'm sorry I'm going out with Samantha, your a day late.

by Insomnia67 August 2, 2006

Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 28, 2018

Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.

Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!

by Precious07 October 4, 2020

buy nothing day

n. Black Friday, in the United States,the day after Thanksgiving, traditionally marked by early morning sales accompanied by irrational violence at malls and shopping centers as bargain seekers do whatever they can to get what they want. Anticapitalists have dubbed Black Friday "Buy Nothing Day", and have attempted to counter the excessive consumption of the day by leafletting against the same sales, creating mock sales and coupons, organizing boycotts, and generally attempting to draw attention to the plight of the poor in the U.S. and around the world in contrast.

On Buy Nothing Day, not only should you avoid buying consumer goods and services, you should take positive action to emphasize the immportance of human life as opposed to material possesions.

by chthonik December 28, 2005

Green Day Elite

1. A very stupid ranking in the Green Day fandom. Most of the time, this ranking is self-proclaimed.

2. A person who hates newer Green Day fans for not having the luck to know the band earlier(which would be before the American Idiot/Warning era).

3. A person feeling more special and superior than any other Green Day fan. He or she, most of the time, would generalize everything, and claim to be open minded and smart.

4. Someone very proud to be a Green Day fan.

We are the Green Day Elite.

by Brightnegativity July 29, 2008