Osama Ball Ladin

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Tiaan needed to cool down and relax, so he went with an Osama Ball Ladin while sipping his Grenadine.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006

Dragon Ball C

When two men point their dicks directly at each other with their holes lined up and try to cum into each other’s dick holes just to see who has a higher power level.

Wesly came into Brucie’s dick hole and exclaimed, “it’s over 9000!” As he won the battle of Dragon Ball C.

by Master Splinter Dick January 15, 2018

forbidden stress ball

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid

Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.

by ChuckBS July 1, 2011

Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.

"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

Banger Blue Balls

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.

Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.

by panfrio January 20, 2018